Privacy Protection Service
is as proud as a PEE-Cock to announce a new and truly deserving ASSHOLE
Bill O'Reilly of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor
This crusty hemorrhoid masquerading as a legitimate news reporter and
commentator has risen like a turd in the party pool to make his oratory
stench spread across the American airwaves like a giant colonic oil slick.
With his shit eating grin and flatulent breath, he spews forth misguided
uninformed diatribe like a blowhole geyser full of steaming diarrhea. Using
his namesake show as bully pulpit, Mr. O'Reilly attempts to assert his
simpleton beliefs and personal utopian wishes without benefit of detectable
brain function. His constant refrain of "If I were in charge…"
bears fair warning to all with intellect to never allow this dirty diapered
whiner to wield any of his dreamed of dictatorial power. Substituting his
hypocrite anger and dung laden tantrums for common sense and proper fact
checking professionalism, this ego inflated buttplug attempts to control
debate that exposes his pitiful lack of knowledge on the issues through
rudeness and microphone volume. If this manure sack of a commentator ever
were to desire real truthfulness in his broadcasts, he would rename his show
"The O'Reilly Sphincter"
It is for all these stool sample like qualities he possesses and presents in
abundance that PPS is proud to award Bill O'Reilly our most prestigious
accolade. Thank you BUTT BOY BILL for greasing your cheeks and making the
choice so damn easy.
*Check out Bill's winning performance in our MEDIA